Let's score this dilemma a la UFC, 5 round championship bout:
- Dating Scenes
- Down here, previously mentioned there are slim pickings to choose from. As my brother would add "and the picking aren't that slim". There are some cute girls down here to could be datable....as soon as they graduate high school and join the grown-up world.
- Out in Idaho, the dating scene is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel. High proportion of girls to guys.
- Score 10-8 Idaho
- Weather
- Down here the low is around 50 for maybe a week and then jumps back up to a measly 65-68 range with nice sunshine and tranquil seabreezes
- Idaho would be lucky if the low is above freezing.
- Score 10-7 Florida
- Employment
- Currently looking for a job while rehabbing rental homes for my dad. Think home flipping but in some predominantly black and latino areas. Applications have been spread out like a shotgun but no takers. I guess that is what happens when unemployment is 12-13%. Too smart for the entry level stock boy, not enough experience to be management material.
- I have no idea what the unemployment rate is out there in potato country but I feel I could land a decent job at the movie theater or Winger's.
- Score 10-9 Idaho
- Social Scene (because as we all know being social is not exclusivly dating nor vice versa)
- Virtually inexistant because the people my age either get wasted or are married. Living at home with your parents may not help the situation
- Virtually limitless
- Score 10-7 Idaho
- Intangibles
- Free laundry, not having to pay rent and not really worrying about layers
- Girls, girls, fun, and girls
- Score 10-9 Florida only because of the free stuff
The final decision: 46-45 declaring the winner by split decision Idaho
I guess I should have stayed out there and tried to get some attention from the girls.
